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| Year: | 2002 |
| Genre: | Action, Adventure, Fantasy |
| Starring: | Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor |
| Director: | George Lucas |
Review: Sitting in a dark theater, bag of popcorn in one hand and a glass of cola to the next, I desperately tried to go to the bitterness and cynicism that I am terribly billion dollar toy advertisement episode was beaten into my brain. But it was not good. Score by John Williams sent those great nostalgic chills in my spine, and from the moment the familiar yellow scroller was lost on a distant space was lost in a heady fog love.Sadly fanboy, this was not the ' last. After a brief set-up, we got our first glimpse of Anakin mk. According Gone are irritatingly cheerful Jake Lloyd, our Vader-in-making has been transformed into a vortex of charisma, which is extremely untalented Hayden Christensen. Consistently acted out by the wood burning in the fire of logs scene Christensen walks around with an expression that said nothing more than I have to concentrate very hard to remember the next cue. In fact, it is so dark that sucks the life out of even the most common Ewan MacGregor live that it seems he has become as frustrated as Lucas and the rest of us. Portman maintains a good average, and as Mace Windu, Samuel L. Jackson badass schtick is not common that we've seen him do the rest. Even Christopher Lee seems deprived of his threat, perhaps because most of the scenes are made to act against a green screen - a difficult thing, even the most experienced of actors.The direction, too, is lame. Some of the action scenes (for example, start the vehicle chase through a futuristic city at the beginning of the right) to go through the tedious and time consuming to become an ILM showreel for CGI department, while others are cut terribly short (especially Obi-Wan/Jango Fett us of this scene, something that has been drooling fanboys even before the film). The scenes of battle only to lose computer animation everywhere and hope that the audience will be impressed, even if the effect is a little 'how to identify all the fireworks at the same time - big bang and a lot of color, but nothing to focus on.The film is the pace of the miserable too. Romance scene takes up too much screen time - something that wouldnt be so bad if both wires had wet cement chemistry and electricity - and the potential for catharsis Anakins killed Sand People fraction happens off camera! Amazing the last time and was treated with all the other characters speak like something really interesting <i> really </ i> takes place offstage. Show do not tell you, Lucas! Even the lousiest director knows that.So many bad things, so few words to say to him, returns Watt, except incredibly offensive Jewish stereotype (big nose, long white hair, black hat rabbis). 3-CPO and R2 wander through the film, which serves sense at all. The dialogue is atrocious, and the jokes are worse. If the CGI is so big these days, because it is so obvious? Good things? Few and despair between them. Sticks Death scene worked quite well, the light thin white foreigners were gorgeous in the future and look at all kinds of ass Yoda made his battle scene with Christopher Lee, one of the most satisfying moments of Star Wars all the time. Never. Never, never, never. But the last part of the brilliance (the only really big and Episode II) only underscores the clumsy, amateurish junk that is out of the rest of the movie.I think that the worst part Epsiode II, confirms that Luke is actually just a hack. In Kaufman Kasdan or do all the hard work and Spielberg take the game director, Lucas is just a big stupid child tell silly stories high. If Episode II were some of the other sci-fi franchise, I've only seen as unbearably scary movie. But, like his other Lucas keep his mission to destroy both the legend and the Star Wars universe-by-step, I can only give your absolute contempt.
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